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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Wedding Band
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The Six Ladies of Henry VIII were part of a fraternity that fascinates history buffs as well as those who just plain love a good, juicy soap opera. While it may have seemed the Massive Monarch blew through the line quickly, the amount of time he was married to each may surprise you. Here’s how long each gal wore that traveling wedding band:
1. Catherine of Aragon About 24 years, not together for the last few (June 1509 – May 1533)
2. Anne Boleyn 3 1/2 years(January 1533 – May 1536)
3. Jane Seymour 1 1/2 years (May 1536 – October 1537)
4. Anne of Cleves A measley six months (January 1540 – June 1540)
5. Katherine Howard 1 1/2 years (July 1540 – February 1542)
6. Catherine Parr 3 1/2 years (July 1543 – January 1547)
♥ A Very Tudor Valentine’s Day ♥
Out of Henry VIII’s six wives, who do you think was his true love? Get a quick rundown of all the Real Housewives of Tudor Court here, and cast your vote below!
Maybe He Had Big Feet, Too?
A bit of fun: This Holbein portrait of Henry VIII suggested that Henry was a virile guy, despite his lack of sons. Can you find the hint in the portrait before scrolling down?
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Yes, it’s that obnoxious codpiece peeking out to say “I’m the king of England, damn it, and I’m as fertile as the next guy!” At the end of the day, Henry’s genes never made it past 1603. A lot of good all that artistic boasting did.
Double Whammy Tudor Date!
Welcome to the 28th of January, a significant date in Tudor history for two reasons:
- On this date in 1457, Henry VII was born
- On this date in 1547, Henry VIII breathed his last
Tidy how that works out, isn’t it, with the same date, and the transposed digits in the middle?
When the founder of the Tudor legacy was born, his father had already been dead for a few months, and his mother was barely old enough to stay up late. She was only 13, but that wasn’t unusual for that time, of course. Unlike his much-married son, he wasn’t born into royalty right away, he had to go out and grab his reign by the reins.
When Henry Junior made his mark on this date, he was an even worse mess than you’d imagine. He was gray-haired, morbidly obese, and covered in nasty boils. (Good thing he wasn’t in the market for a new wife at the time!) He was often carried from place to place in velvet-covered chairs because his gout made it hard for him to walk.
His last words were “Monks! Monks! Monks!” so it seems that religion, a hot topic during his time as king, was on his mind to the very end. He was only 55; the day would have been his father’s 90th birthday.
Viva les Tudors!
I just love this fan-made video, combining an excellent song (Coldplay’s “Viva la Vida”) with well-edited scenes from “The Tudors.” The lyrics really nail the essence of our favorite dysfunctional family. Enjoy!
Gives New Meaning to “Henry VIII’s Pompous Mug”
How great is this mug?? When you pour a hot beverage into it, the wives disappear but Henry stays!
Target is selling it, as is Amazon and a few other online places. I just could not resist posting this, as you may want to gift a fellow Tudor fanatic this Christmas or ask for one for yourself. Or you may just want to look at it here and crack up, which is what I’m doing!
(Note: If you do snag one of these babies, do not put it in the dishwasher! Apparently they are not dishwasher-safe, according to one source of mine.)
Serial Dater of the 16th Century Meets the Internet Age
Who knew that Henry VIII was as addicted to the Internet as the rest of us? BBC and Brian Blessed bring us some fantastic new sketches about the king involved in such things as Internet dating and online shopping. Bloody brilliant; take a look!
David Starkey on “Why Henry VIII is Still So Bloomin’ Popular”
Well, that’s not the actual title of his talk, but you get the idea. It’s 46 minutes long, so get comfortable!
(Who is David Starkey? Oh, you’ve seen him: He’s that British historian with white hair, glasses, permanently knitted eyebrows, and sometimes a cheeky hint of a grin. He’s just brilliant and has hosted loads of TV programs on the history of the British monarchy, especially the Tudor period.)
Is This Henry VIII’s Ghost?
Henry had all the power while he was alive, but in death his many ex-wives trump him in the haunting department. The ghosts of those ladies get around now more than the king did in his day, it seems.
But last year, a 54-year-old grandmother snapped a pic that makes you wonder. She’d been staying in a 14th-century manor house and taking a nighttime tour of the place with a few other people. The picture she got makes you think they had more company than they’d realized.
Get nosy with Henry VIII
You know you want to peek at some of Henry VIII’s personal items, on display at the British Library until September 6th. What are the goods? A love letter he wrote to Anne Boleyn seems to be the most juicy, as it has been hidden away in the Vatican since the 16th century. The exhibition also features the king’s personal prayer book and a list of all the unlucky souls he had executed during his reign, just to name a few things.
The British Library is located in London, so if you will be in the area it’s a can’t-miss. On the other hand, if it’s a can’t-make-it for you, check out the British library’s Web page on the event for news links and a video by that very serious but incredibly knowledgeable British historian, David Starkey.
