the TUDOR TUTOR
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After You, Who?
Here’s a stellar 5:40 bit from Showtime on life after Henry VIII . He was a tough act to follow, for sure, but someone had to do it! Take a gander at how the succession went for the remainder of the Tudor period.
Mary I – The “Deadliest Daughter of Henry VIII”?
C’mon now, London Dungeon, what’s with all the bad press about Mary I? You realize that Henry VIII and Elizabeth did away with tons more Catholics than Mary did Protestants, right? “In her eyes there is only one faith and all those who believe otherwise must be punished” — which was part and parcel of the whole new-religion-on-the-throne act that most of the Tudor monarchs performed, yeah?
Granted, I’ve been to the London Dungeon several times and think it’s fab. I’ll bet this new exhibit is as stellar as the rest of the joint. But (pardon the expression) the lynch-mob mentality regarding Mary Tudor gets real old, real fast. How about some new exhibits in the coming years such as “Dissing the Vatican: Henry’s Dissolution of the Monastaries” or “Cousin, Schmuzin: Beheading Your Catholic Scottish Rival”?
Resting in Peace?
Elizabeth I and Mary I: Half-sisters as well as total enemies (in their adult lives, anyway). Protestant vs. Catholic, and daughter of “that whore, Anne Boleyn” vs. daughter of “the ex-queen, a.k.a. not my mother, Catherine of Aragon.” As years progressed, the schism between these two ladies widened and widened.
So wouldn’t they be thrilled to know they’d be rubbing elbows in death? For some reason, the girls are buried in the same magnificent tomb in Westminster Abbey. There is an eerie but beautiful aisle on the north side of the Lady Chapel, which asks for silence with little “Shhhh” signs posted on the walls. Within these walls lay the remains of James I’s little daughters, and supposedly those of the Princes in the Tower, Edward V and Richard.
And in a large monument nearby, Elizabeth’s coffin is plopped on top of her half-sister Mary’s. Only Liz’s striking figure is commemorated on the effigy. Mary seems to be an afterthought (although at her funeral in 1558, the new queen Elizabeth provided for every pomp and circumstance). But a plaque tells us she’s in there, so who am I to argue? It reads, “ ”Partners both in throne and grave, here rest two sisters, Elizabeth and Mary, in the hope of the Resurrection.” Let’s hope they’re getting on better in the Afterlife!
A Grey Area in the Succession, part 1
It’s 1553. Henry VIII’s long-awaited son, who became Edward VI, is only 15 and has been reduced to a nearly-bald, coughing, vomiting, bloated mass of ulcers. (Tuberculosis is not pretty.) Who’ll take over when the sole male heir of the Tudor dynasty kicks the bucket? It gets complicated, so let’s have a look at the family tree, moving up a bit to Henry VII.
Henry VII, who swept in from Wales and won the crown from Richard III back in 1485 (thus starting the famous Tudor dynasty), had four children. From oldest to youngest, they were:
1) Arthur — He’d been married to Catherine of Aragon for a short time and died before they could have any children. She moved on to the next son in line…
2) Henry VIII — He changed England’s history forever by breaking with Rome all to try to have a son … and that kid was now on his deathbed. Looks like those daughters might finally come in handy. Elizabeth, a Protestant, had been declared illegitimate when his marriage to that temptress Anne Boleyn was conveniently wiped off the books so that he could marry wife #3, Jane Seymour (sickly Edward’s mom). Who’s left? Mary, a Catholic. Not ideal, but let’s see what the other choices are …
3) Margaret – She’d been sent up to Scotland to marry James IV. Their granddaughter is Mary, Queen of Scots. She’s a Catholic, and not a direct threat right now since Henry VIII’s Catholic daughter Mary is closer in the line of succession. (But she will be important when (a) Elizabeth becomes queen and has to insure she has no other threats to her crown, and (b) after Elizabeth dies with no heirs. That’s some time away, though.)
4) Mary — She married Charles Brandon and had a daughter, Frances, who married a Mr. Henry Grey. Together they had a little girl named Jane.
That’s where Lady Jane Grey comes in: She’s the only legitimate Protestant in the line of succession, the great-granddaughter of Henry VII.
There’s Something [Sad] About Mary
For a queen, it’s not all jewels and castles and ordering the death of your enemies. Queen Mary I was a tragic historical figure who just couldn’t seem to catch a break.
* Her father divorced her dear mother, Catherine of Aragon. She had to watch as Anne Boleyn sashayed into her father’s life and she and her mother were practically demoted to riff-raff.
* Soon after, she had to wait on her little half-sister Elizabeth like a common servant. Her father disinherited her and she was no longer in line for the throne. This changed after Anne Boleyn lost her head: Elizabeth was the one removed from the succession and Henry’s next chickadee, Jane Seymour, showed affection for Mary and convinced Henry to reconcile with her. But when she’d finally spent some time as queen after all …
* She lost Calais, England’s last bit of land in France.
* She married a man who never loved her. In their four years of marriage, he barely spent any time with her at all.
* Proud Mary was a Catholic through and through, in a land which was slowly turning to Protestantism. Like her successor Elizabeth and all the kings of the Stuart dynasty to follow the Tudors, she had built-in enemies who disagreed with her religious beliefs and were constantly plotting to kill her over it. Talk about stress!
* She couldn’t have children, though she convinced herself she was pregnant several times. The final time she thought she had a baby growing inside her, that growth turned out to be a cancerous tumor. That was the end of Mary, at age 42.
Bloody Mary vs. Elizabeth “Gloriana”
If someone has a bad reputation, it could mean one or more of the following:
-They did things to deserve their reputation
-They made their enemies angry. These enemies then made up stories which were whispered and texted to everyone they knew, and probably posted on the Internet
-They made their enemies angry. These enemies then wrote history books and trashed them for generations to come
The Tudor queens Mary and Elizabeth were on opposite sides of the spectrum, and therefore natural enemies. (When they were younger, they were probably closer to being “frenemies.”) Mary was Catholic, Elizabeth was Protestant.
When Mary became queen, some people in England were just getting used to the idea of Protestantism. Mary’s father Henry VIII had broken with Catholic Rome to marry Elizabeth’s mother, Anne Boleyn. This created the Church of England, and the country was no longer dependent on Rome — a good thing in some people’s eyes. But when Mary became queen, Catholicism was front and center again, which not everyone liked. Especially when being Protestant turned you into a human torch! Close to 300 Protestants were burned at the stake during Mary’s reign.
When Elizabeth became queen, she kicked Rome out the back door once again and returned the country to Protestantism. Although she initially fined and jailed some Catholics, she had others executed. Most sources say that she did this only after there were threats on her life. Many say she killed more Catholics than Mary killed Protestants, but Mary is the one with the nickname “Bloody Mary” and Elizabeth is forever preserved in history books as “Gloriana,” a flattering title indeed. Why is this?
Let’s clear up a few things:
(1) Catholic vs Protestant was a huge deal during this time period in England. Remember, for some people the country was losing a religion it had identified with for ages. For others, yay! — The country was losing a religion it had identified with for ages! And if England were Catholic, as it was in Mary’s reign, certain other countries were their allies (which helped for political reasons) such as France and Spain. If England were Protestant, these countries became their enemies. So there was no “Kumbaya, everyone’s religion is equally okay.”
(2) The queen on the throne, whether it were Mary or Elizabeth, had to think about who her enemies were and who had the power to kick her off that throne. At the time, murdering those who could kick you off the throne was simply good politics and was done to help keep the country stable.
When Elizabeth died and James I (who was James VI of Scotland at the time, long story) became the new king, Protestantism was very much supported in England and each monarch from James on needed to keep that in mind to keep England from flipping its collective lid. James and his next few successors (Charles I, Charles II, and James II) either tolerated Catholicism in England or downright wanted to bring Catholic back. Finally, England passed an act to guarantee that a Catholic could never again be the monarch.
England has been defined by Protestantism (specifically the Church of England) ever since, and all the history books that had been written about Mary and Elizabeth favored the Protestant queen over the Catholic one. Regardless of how bloody her own reign may have been, Elizabeth went down in history as “Gloriana” and Mary became “Bloody Mary.”
